Kids Cool Thought

Kids in school think quick.

    TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.

    MARIA         :    Here it is!

    TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS           :    Maria!

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    TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK          :    Because of the sign.
    TEACHER     :    What sign?
    FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER     :   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN             :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
    GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
    DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER    : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't 
                              have ten years ago.
    WINNIE       :  Me!
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    TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS              :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE        :    I is...
    TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE        :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO              :   Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, 
                                 same time."
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    TEACHER    : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
                              tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why 
                              his father didn't punish  him?"
    LOUIS           : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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    TEACHER    :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON          :  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER     : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as 
                               your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE           : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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    TEACHER     : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when 
                               people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD       : A teacher.

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I am not claiming this mine.  But I don't know who this belongs to as it was forwarded through so many emails.